Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the light side of life.

If life seems jolly rotten, there's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and dance and smile and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps, don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle! That's the thing.

And always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the right side of life.

For life is quite absurd and death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin! Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it! It's your last chance, anyhow.

So, always look on the bright side of death,
Just before you draw your terminal breath.

Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show. Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!

And always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the right side of life.

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